nonnihil ([info]nonnihil) wrote,
@ 2005-09-21 18:58:00
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Meat
This is one of the more fun things that I cook. It is easiest with some assistance from [info]ukelele, but the rest of you will just have to find someone else, or do without, because you can't have her.

You will need


  • 1 lb flank steak

  • 2 red bell peppers

  • 100 sq. in. fresh basil

  • Some good parmesan cheese

  • Some balsemic vinegar

  • A small pan

  • A very hot flat surface, sich as a cast-iron skillet

  • A baking pan

  • A cutting board, wrapped in saran wrap

  • A brick, wrapped in aluminum foil


Put the vinegar in the small pan and put it on the stovetop at the lowest setting to reduce.

Put the peppers in the baking pan and put it under the broiler.

Slice a quarter-cup or so of cheese into thin, thin, almost paperlike slices.

Slice the flank steak as thin as you can manage.

Turn the peppers. They should be looking black on the side that was facing the broilers.

Roll up and cut the basil so that it is in thin streamers.

Get the surface nice and hot.

Turn the peppers again.

One by one, take the slices of flank, put them on the cutting board, and press the brick on top of them until they are thin sheets. Then take the sheet, lay it flat on the hot surface, and watch carefully. After about ten seconds, it will visibly twitch; remove it instantly with a spatula.

At some point in this process, turn the peppers.

At the end of this process, remove the peppers. The skin should be black and stiff. Remove skin, stem, seeds, and ribs. Slice the flesh.

Lay the meat on a couple of plates, pink side up, one layer thick. lightly sprinkle with salt and freshly-cracked black pepper. Lay the cheese on this. Lay any remaining meat on this. Then basil, then peppers. Finally, drizzle the reduced vinegar over the whole assembly.

Serves two or three. Eat immediately.



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[info]ukelele
2005-09-21 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Note: The first time we made this we had some better way of flattening the meat, not with a brick. It made it into meat lace. Unfortunately neither of us can remember it. All I remember it I was really disturbed when I first saw [info]nonnihil doing it, because it didn't look like a kitchen tactic.

However, mmmm. And pretty!

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[info]marphod
2005-09-22 02:10 pm UTC (link)
I'm vaguely tempted to try this by putting the meat through my pasta roller. Unfortunately, the cleaning would be a pain.

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[info]tiurin
2005-09-22 07:22 pm UTC (link)
Is it possible to make hamburger via pasta roller?

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[info]marphod
2005-09-22 09:29 pm UTC (link)
I doubt it. I also cannot fathom why'd you want to, unless you were to reinforce your ground meat by folding it, a la a katana. %)

The device is a pair of steel rollers, that can be set between a 1/2 cm and a fraction of a mm apart. If you put in ground meat, I believe the pressure from the rollers would exceed the adhesion of the ground meat, and just turn it into chunks. (which is what happens to pasta dough that hasn't been kneaded enough, as well.)

However, rolling your ground meat means you're going to cook the whole thing way past medium rare. Cooking a single side MIGHT work. But, why bother?

A single piece of meat would hopefully have better adhesion than ground meat. Regardless, cleaning the device, which can rust, is going to suck.

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[info]elwe
2005-09-22 12:00 am UTC (link)
Ooh! Sounds yummy

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[info]capsicumanuum
2005-09-22 04:13 am UTC (link)
Oooh, sounds yummy

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[info]roamin_umpire
2005-09-22 10:19 am UTC (link)
I must concede that this is the first time I've seen an ingredient measured in square inches. And it makes vastly more sense than any other measurement of basil I've encountered.

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[info]arcanology
2005-09-22 03:32 pm UTC (link)
That's why I like reading recipies from out of livejournal... all the people I know who post them are the sort of minds that state the things that need to be stated, instead of saying "use 2/3 peck unless (undecipherable cooking term here) is (yet another cooking term) and then (third cooking term)". People who aren't afraid to use bricks in their recipies.

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Roasting peppers...
(Anonymous)
2005-09-22 03:34 pm UTC (link)
I find a toaster oven can work well for broiling peppers, and doesn't get the kitchen quite as hot.

I wonder if some sort of salamander-like rig with two nesting hot cast iron pans would be even better / more fun.

And remembering my iron chef, perhaps you could screw the meat to a board using drywall screws and a drill. :-)

-JWM

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Oh yeah...
(Anonymous)
2005-09-22 03:37 pm UTC (link)
Slightly frozen meat slices thinner. But I always find it annoying to get it just the right amount defrosted, especially after work (the microwave will *not* work).

-JWM

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Re: Oh yeah...
[info]nonnihil
2005-09-22 06:06 pm UTC (link)
So true. I had actually planned to cook this a day earlier than I did, in which case it would still have been frozen in the middle. But getting just the right amount of not-quite-frozen is a tremendous pain.

Fortunately, the brick forgives many errors in slicing. Every slice gets thin when you drop a brick on it.

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Re: Roasting peppers...
[info]unclenomer
2005-09-22 04:10 pm UTC (link)
This is my kind of cooking. Drills, bricks. Need to attach a meat slicer blade to the table saw and I'll be all set.

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Re: Roasting peppers...
[info]nonnihil
2005-09-22 06:05 pm UTC (link)
A good cooking brick is a fine, fine thing. Bricks and cast iron go together like, um, two heavy things with high heat retention.

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Re: Roasting peppers...
[info]arcanology
2005-09-22 07:00 pm UTC (link)

I bet a cooking brick can be bought from Williams-Sonoma for $39.95.

Real Italian cooking brick!

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Re: Roasting peppers...
[info]ukelele
2005-09-29 12:59 am UTC (link)
No, it can't be.

However, you can buy a grill press for $18 ("This press is the key to preparing one of Italy’s traditional grilled dishes, chicken under a brick....Made of chrome-plated carbon steel, the press has a rosewood handle.") (Wait, did I just say "chicken under a brick"?) (Yes, yes I did.)

Or you can buy a lovely terra-cotta mattone chicken press for $45. It's circular!

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